Sasquatch

I have a problem with my height.  A huge problem. 

I am 5'11".

Here's a list of problems with being that tall:

1.) Any sort of cute shoe (heels) is a no go.
2.) Men and me don't mix-- midget meet ogre. Luckily, I found someone that is exactly my height.
3.) Pants don't fit... lookout FLOODS!
4.) I look like a sasquatch... or a tranny (my nickname was squatch -- shortened from sasquatch for a few years)
5.) Being tall = big feet = clown shoes.
6.) I had growth spurt issues, which ultimately resulted in bad knees.
7.) People are scared of me.
8.) People tell me that I can "carry my weight better."

What are the benefits?  I can't think of any, other than no one ever loses me in a crowd, I can get things off the highest shelf by just reaching u,p and... well, that's it. Lots of people tell me that they wish they could be tall and I don't understand. Help this sqautch out, people. Why would you want to be tall?

If I had a wish, it would be to chop exactly three inches off my legs.  5'8".  Now that's a height I could enjoy.

I give my height a 4/10.  Maybe I wouldn't like being short, either.