Solution: I’m a very opinionated person. Most of the time, I’m too quiet and shy to share my opinions—being a people pleaser does not help my cause either. So I’ve decided to add an element to this blog called “Rabid Reviews”—my review and opinion of, well, anything really.
So, without further ado, I'm bringing to you, my first RABID REVIEW: Honey’s Diet.
Honey and I gained a total weight of 60ish pounds in the past year. Yep, we’re pretty gross. I’ll spare you the pictures. After eating daily deep-fried (yes, daily and deep-fried) corn dogs, chicken, asian food, and anything else we could get our hands on to boil in that pot of hot, bubbly, greasy goodness, we decided that our weight might be getting a little bit out of hand.
So, being the wise man he is, my honey devised (or stole) this diet idea, which we have been following religiously for the past two weeks (well… kind of).
Honey’s diet:
Breakfast - protein shake
Ingredients:
1 scoop protein powder
A handful of spinach
4 oz of water, 4 oz of milk
Magic Bullet it up!
(he likes to add strawberries and pb to his, but I think that sounds sick)
Lunch
1 EAS protein shake (it tastes like bad water from Provo’s faucet—all you Provo residents know what I’m talking about—with a hint of aluminum and chocolate dirt)
Dinner
Slab of meat or poultry
Side of veggies –green only
To be honest this diet is about as good as it sounds. I grew up in a family where every meal was followed by chocolate and at least two carb-packed foods were included. We’d eat a side of pasta/potatoes/rice AND some sort of bread. Always.
As you can see, the above diet= no carbs and much fiber. The result: much time in the bathroom and a net loss of 10 pounds in two weeks. Good job, honey.
The official SS overall rating: 8/10--if you're a fatty that's soley looking to lose weight.
